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The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly." - Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
===
Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
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http://www.everystudent.com/videoroom.php
===
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Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"
First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
===
If you stop believing what your
professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself
you may come to some conclusions
you hadn't expected. You may find
the Bible makes more sense than
you thought or were told to think.
Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined
with regard to what you always
thought could be true. Can you
believe what you don't understand?
You and I believe everyday what
we don't understand unless it comes
to the issue of salvation.
- Dr. Woodrow Kroll
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
Mikey Likes Life!
***WARNING***WARNING***WARNING***WARNING***
This material is not suitable for those who are deficient in humor
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===============
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way through the Internet’s highways and byways to your
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The Roman emperor Diocletian, following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out. The French Revolution could not
crush it with secular philosophy (Rousseau, one of its heroes,
converted to Christianity). The Communists failed to stamp it
out with atheism and political ideology. One might well ask why
this book has been banned, burned, and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The great Reformation hero John Calvin
responds in this way: "Whenever people slander God's word.
they show they feel within its power, however unwillingly or
reluctantly." - Joe Boot
===============
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relationship with Jesus Christ, please call:
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Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
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First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
Monkey Taunts Tigers!
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Funny Ad: Ultra Zoom!
"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."
-- President Abraham Lincoln
Maverick!
If you stop believing what your
professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself
you may come to some conclusions
you hadn't expected. You may find
the Bible makes more sense than
you thought or were told to think.
Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined
with regard to what you always
thought could be true. Can you
believe what you don't understand?
You and I believe everyday what
we don't understand unless it comes
to the issue of salvation.
- Dr. Woodrow Kroll
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
Flight Over The Grand Canyon ¶
The Bible is the best of all books,
for it is the word of God and teaches
us the way to be happy in this world
and in the next. Continue therefore
to read it and to regulate your life by
its precepts. - John Jay, letter to
Peter Augustus Jay, 1784
I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever
given to man. All the good from the Savior of the
world is communicated to us through this book.
- President Abraham Lincoln
For we must consider that we shall be as a City
upon a hill. The eyes of all people are upon us.
So that if we shall deal falsely with our God in this
work we have undertaken, and so cause Him to
withdraw his present help from us, we shall be
made a story and a byword throughout the world.
- John Winthrop, Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony, 1630
It is impossible to rightly govern the world without
God and the Bible. - Attributed to President George Washington
The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature,
with a power that conquers all that oppose it. - Napoleon
That Book accounts for the supremacy of England.
- Queen Victoria
Kitchen Symphony (1961)
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Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
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Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"
First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
===============
If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll
===============
There is simply no historic foundation for the position that the
Framers intended to build the 'wall of separation' that was
constitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall of separation be-
tween church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history,
a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging.
It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned.
- - - Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, William Rehnquist
===============
In 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our form
of government, the Christian religion is the established religion,
and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed on
equal footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress was
petitioned to separate Christian principles from government,
in 1853 the House Judiciary Committee issued their formal
report, including these words: "In this age there is no substitute
for Christianity. This was the religion of the founders of the republic,
and they expected it to be the religion of their dependents. The
great vital, conservative elements in our system is the belief of
our people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospel
of Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan
World's Scariest Rides & Roller Coasters ¶
All human discoveries seem to be made only
for the purpose of confirming more and more
strongly the truths contained in the Sacred
Scriptures. - Sir William Herschel
(Astronomer)
There are more sure marks of authenticity
in the Bible than in any profane history.
- Sir Isaac Newton (Scientist)
Let mental culture go on advancing,
let the natural sciences progress in
even greater extent and depth, and
the human mind widen itself as much
as it desires; beyond the elevation
and moral culture of Christianity,
as it shines forth in the Gospels,
it will not go. - Goethe (Author)
I have known ninety-five of the world's great
men in my time, and of these eight-seven were
followers of the Bible. The Bible is stamped with
a Specialty of Origin, and an immeasurable
distance separates it from all competitors.
- W.E. Gladstone (Prime Minister)
Whatever merit there is in anything that I have
written is simply due to the fact that when I was
a child my mother daily read me a part of the Bible
and daily made me learn a part of it by heart.
- John Ruskin (art critic and social commentator)
The Bible has been the Magna Carta of the poor
and oppressed. The human race is not in a position
to dispense with it. - Thomas Huxley (Author & Scientist)
The whole hope of human progress is suspended
on the ever growing influence of the Bible.
- W.H. Seward (Secretary of State)
America was born a Christian nation.
America was born to exemplify that
devotion to the elements of righteousness,
which are derived from the revelations
of Holy Scriptures. Part of the destiny
of Americans lies in their daily perusal
of this great book of revelations. That
if they would see America free and pure
they will make their own spirits free and
pure by this baptism of the Holy Spirit.
- President Woodrow Wilson
Crayon Physics Deluxe ¶
There is simply no historic foundation
for the position that the Framers intended
to build the 'wall of separation' that was
constitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall
of separation between church and state'
is a metaphor based on bad history,
a metaphor which has proved useless
as a guide to judging. It should be frankly
and explicitly abandoned.
- Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court,
William Rehnquist
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Gunsmoke!
The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly." - Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
===
Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html
http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha
http://www.needhim.org
http://www.everystudent.com/videoroom.php
===
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http://bible.crosswalk.com
SR-71 Blackbird ¶
"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."
-- President Abraham Lincoln
* Many Religions Claiming To Be The True Path!
Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html
http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha
http://www.needhim.org
http://www.everystudent.com/videoroom.php
===
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The World's Best Fighter ¶
(Note: Democrats have canceled further orders of this weapon
in order to make it fair for our enemies!)
Funny Ad Clip: Mistaken Phone Call!
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Old Spice: Scents For Gents!
"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."
-- President Abraham Lincoln
* Is Evolution Compatible With Christianity?
The Bible claims to be the Word
of the only true God. In addition
to historical, archaeological, and
scientific proofs, there are numerous
internal proofs. No such evidences
exist for other "sacred writings."
The Bible was written during 1,600
years by 40 prophets, most of
whom lived in diverse cultures,
at different times in history, yet
who never contradict but comple -
ment each other. For the Qur'an,
Muslims must take the word of
Muhammad, just as the Book
of Mormon rests solely upon
Joseph Smith's word. But every
biblical prophet is confirmed
by 39 other prophets.
- - Dave Hunt
Rare Footage of Stingray ¶
The Bible claims to be the Word
of the only true God. In addition
to historical, archaeological, and
scientific proofs, there are numerous
internal proofs. No such evidences
exist for other "sacred writings."
The Bible was written during
1,600 years by 40 prophets, most
of whom lived in diverse cultures,
at different times in history, yet
who never contradict but comple -
ment each other. For the Qur'an,
Muslims must take the word of
Muhammad, just as the Book
of Mormon rests solely upon
Joseph Smith's word. But every
biblical prophet is confirmed
by 39 other prophets.
- Dave Hunt
===
God designed humans to want
to believe in something. That's
the image of God that is in us.
But as G. K. Chesterton famously
put it, when we reject the God
of the Bible, we don't believe
in nothing; we believe in everything --
including Little Green Men.
- Chuck Colson
I Dream Of Jeannie!
There is simply no historic foundation
for the position that the Framers intended
to build the 'wall of separation' that was
constitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall
of separation between church and state'
is a metaphor based on bad history,
a metaphor which has proved useless
as a guide to judging. It should be frankly
and explicitly abandoned.
- Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court,
William Rehnquist
Dove Evolution ¶
WATCH!!!
Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the door latch
they die outside. GK Chesterton
* Martin Luther at the Diet of Worms!
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===
I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying
the really foolish thing that people often say
about Him [Jesus Christ]: "I'm ready to accept
Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't
accept His claim to be God."
That is the one thing we must not say. A man
who was merely a man and said the sort of
things Jesus said would not be a great moral
teacher. He would either be a lunatic - on a
level with a man who says he is a poached
egg - or else he would be the Devil of Hell.
You must make your choice. Either this Man
was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman
or something worse...
You can shut Him up for fool, you can spit
at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can
fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God.
But let us not come up with any patronizing
nonsense about His being a great human
teacher. He has not left that option open
to us. He did not intend to.
-- From C.S. Lewis
(Author of The Chronicles of Narnia)
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
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===
Let every student be plainly instructed
and earnestly pressed to consider well
the main end of his life and studies is
to know God and Jesus Christ which is
eternal life (John 17:3).
The Laws and Statutes of Harvard College in 1643
All scholars shall live religious, godly,
and blameless lives according to the rules
of God's Word, diligently reading the Holy
Scriptures, the fountain of light and truth;
and constantly attend upon all the duties
of religion, both in public and secret.
Two central requirements in Yale College 1745 charter
Forgotten Aircraft Douglas DC 4E! ¶
'Thought & Humor' has been read in all 50 States,
all 230 Countries, 7 Continents, Oxford, Cambridge,
every Ivy League School & all major American
Universities including UNC!!!
===
The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly." - Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
===
Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html
http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha
http://www.needhim.org
http://www.everystudent.com/videoroom.php
===
Your very own library:
http://bible.crosswalk.com
===
Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"
First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
===
If you stop believing what your
professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself
you may come to some conclusions
you hadn't expected. You may find
the Bible makes more sense than
you thought or were told to think.
Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined
with regard to what you always
thought could be true. Can you
believe what you don't understand?
You and I believe everyday what
we don't understand unless it comes
to the issue of salvation.
- Dr. Woodrow Kroll
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
Cheetos Pigeons Super Bowl Ad!
The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly." - Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
===
Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html
http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha
http://www.needhim.org
http://www.everystudent.com/videoroom.php
===
Your very own library:
http://bible.crosswalk.com
* Stars!
The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly."
- Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
Lovefield!
Undoubtedly America’s fastest growing sensation online,
'Thought & Humor' has arrived after winding its
way through the Internet's highways and byways to your
idiosyncratic computer.
We welcome all our great readers to another unique
blend of the jocular with provocative rumination for your
daily entertainment - usually platitudinous & bromidic
but never nefarious, prurient, besmeared, or perfidious
and delivered gratis to offices, homes & dorms ubiquitously....
747 Takeoff ¶
***WARNING***WARNING***WARNING***WARNING***
This material is not suitable for those who are deficient in humor
or thought challenged!!! Do not read any further - you have been
warned. Preconceived ideas and biases could be endangered.
A unique blend of the jocular with provocative rumination is just
ahead for your divertissement!?!
===============
Undoubtedly America’s fastest growing sensation online,
'Thought & Humor' has arrived after winding its
way through the Internet’s highways and byways to your
idiosyncratic computer.
We welcome all our great readers to another unique
blend of the jocular with provocative rumination for your
daily entertainment - usually platitudinous & bromidic
but never nefarious, prurient, besmeared, or perfidious
and delivered gratis to offices, homes & dorms ubiquitously....
===============
*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
===============
Why Am I Here:
Click Here
===============
'Thought & Humor' has been read in all 50 States,
all 230 Countries, 7 Continents, Oxford, Cambridge,
every Ivy League School & all major American
Universities including UNC!!!
===============
The Roman emperor Diocletian, following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out. The French Revolution could not
crush it with secular philosophy (Rousseau, one of its heroes,
converted to Christianity). The Communists failed to stamp it
out with atheism and political ideology. One might well ask why
this book has been banned, burned, and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The great Reformation hero John Calvin
responds in this way: "Whenever people slander God's word.
they show they feel within its power, however unwillingly or
reluctantly." - Joe Boot
Perry Mason Theme ¶
The Bible is worth all other books which have ever
been printed. - Patrick Henry (original member
of the Continental Congress)
The Bible is the anchor of our liberties. - President U.S. Grant
It is impossible to enslave mentally or socially
a Bible-reading people. The principals of the
Bible are the groundwork of human freedom.
- Horace Greeley (Editor)
That Book is the rock on which our Republic rests.
- President Andrew Jackson
In all my perplexities and distresses,
the Bible has never failed to give me
light and strength. - Gen. Robert E. Lee
Bible reading is an education in itself.
- Lord Tennyson (Poet)
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Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
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http://professors-funny-videos.blogspot.com
AA American Airlines DC-10 Crash ¶
Who is Jesus?
http://www.ccci.org/wij
===
The Bible claims to be the Word
of the only true God. In addition
to historical, archaeological, and
scientific proofs, there are numerous
internal proofs. No such evidences
exist for other "sacred writings."
The Bible was written during 1,600
years by 40 prophets, most of
whom lived in diverse cultures,
at different times in history, yet
who never contradict but comple -
ment each other. For the Qur'an,
Muslims must take the word of
Muhammad, just as the Book
of Mormon rests solely upon
Joseph Smith's word. But every
biblical prophet is confirmed
by 39 other prophets.
- Dave Hunt
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All of us, at one time or another, have experienced
the strange physiological reaction of zygomatic
stimulation and subsequent larynx strain.
This strain upsets the respiratory system, which
results in deep, noisy gasps. The mouth opens
and closes as the lungs struggle for oxygen.
The struggle for oxygen causes the face to turn
various shades of red and strange, unique noises
emerge from deep within. What is this strange,
physiological reaction I am describing? It is laughter!
We normally associate laughter with humor. But,
gelotology, the study of laughter, suggests another
trigger for laughter called the incongruity theory.
This theory suggests that laughter arises when logic
and familiarity are replaced by things that don't normally
go together--when we expect one outcome and another
happens. Generally speaking, our minds and bodies
anticipate what's going to happen and how it's going
to end based on logical thought, emotion, and our past
experience. But, when circumstances go in unexpected
directions, our thoughts and emotions suddenly have
to switch gears and laughter emerges out of the tension
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every Ivy League School & all major American
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The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly."
- Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
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Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
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http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha
http://www.needhim.org
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Piano Telephone Music Video!
If you stop believing what your
professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself
you may come to some conclusions
you hadn't expected. You may find
the Bible makes more sense than
you thought or were told to think.
Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined
with regard to what you always
thought could be true. Can you
believe what you don't understand?
You and I believe everyday what
we don't understand unless it comes
to the issue of salvation.
- Dr. Woodrow Kroll
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
C-5 Takeoff!
I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying
the really foolish thing that people often say
about Him [Jesus Christ]: "I'm ready to accept
Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't
accept His claim to be God."
That is the one thing we must not say. A man
who was merely a man and said the sort of
things Jesus said would not be a great moral
teacher. He would either be a lunatic - on a
level with a man who says he is a poached
egg - or else he would be the Devil of Hell.
You must make your choice. Either this Man
was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman
or something worse...
You can shut Him up for fool, you can spit
at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can
fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God.
But let us not come up with any patronizing
nonsense about His being a great human
teacher. He has not left that option open
to us. He did not intend to.
-- From C.S. Lewis
(Author of The Chronicles of Narnia)
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
===
Let every student be plainly instructed
and earnestly pressed to consider well
the main end of his life and studies is
to know God and Jesus Christ which is
eternal life (John 17:3).
The Laws and Statutes of Harvard College in 1643
All scholars shall live religious, godly,
and blameless lives according to the rules
of God's Word, diligently reading the Holy
Scriptures, the fountain of light and truth;
and constantly attend upon all the duties
of religion, both in public and secret.
Two central requirements in Yale College 1745 charter
* For God So Loved The World...
Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody
* What Is The One Thing God Won't Forgive?
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never tasteless/unrefined/uncouth/ribald.
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http://pacificcrossroads.org/category/teaching-series
Listen to Tim Keller speak at Google Headquarters:
http://youtu.be/Kxup3OS5ZhQ
+++
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http://professors-funny-videos.blogspot.com
* Can You Lose Your Salvation?
Thought & Humor' has been read in all 50 States,
all 230 Countries, 7 Continents, Oxford, Cambridge,
every Ivy League School & all major American
Universities including UNC!!!
===
The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly." - Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
===
Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html
http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha
http://www.needhim.org
http://www.everystudent.com/videoroom.php
===
Your very own library:
http://bible.crosswalk.com
===
Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"
First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
===
If you stop believing what your
professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself
you may come to some conclusions
you hadn't expected. You may find
the Bible makes more sense than
you thought or were told to think.
Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined
with regard to what you always
thought could be true. Can you
believe what you don't understand?
You and I believe everyday what
we don't understand unless it comes
to the issue of salvation.
- Dr. Woodrow Kroll
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
The Equalizer ¶
The Bible claims to be the Word
of the only true God. In addition
to historical, archaeological, and
scientific proofs, there are numerous
internal proofs. No such evidences
exist for other "sacred writings."
The Bible was written during
1,600 years by 40 prophets, most
of whom lived in diverse cultures,
at different times in history, yet
who never contradict but comple -
ment each other. For the Qur'an,
Muslims must take the word of
Muhammad, just as the Book
of Mormon rests solely upon
Joseph Smith's word. But every
biblical prophet is confirmed
by 39 other prophets.
- Dave Hunt
===
God designed humans to want
to believe in something. That's
the image of God that is in us.
But as G. K. Chesterton famously
put it, when we reject the God
of the Bible, we don't believe
in nothing; we believe in everything --
including Little Green Men.
- Chuck Colson
Want This Job??? ¶
Then the angel said to them,
"Do not be afraid, for behold,
I bring you good tidings of
great joy which will be to all
people. For there is born to
you this day in the city of
David a Savior, who is
Christ the Lord. And this
will be the sign to you:
You will find a Babe wrapped
in swaddling cloths, lying
in a manger." And suddenly
there was with the angel a
multitude of the heavenly
host praising God and saying:
"Glory to God in the highest,
And on earth peace, goodwill
toward men!"
Cow Soccer!
Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody
J.S. Bach: Life & Works ¶
The Bible is worth all other books which have ever
been printed. - Patrick Henry (original member
of the Continental Congress)
The Bible is the anchor of our liberties.
- President U.S. Grant
It is impossible to enslave mentally or socially
a Bible-reading people. The principals of the
Bible are the groundwork of human freedom.
- Horace Greeley (Editor)
That Book is the rock on which our Republic rests.
- President Andrew Jackson
In all my perplexities and distresses,
the Bible has never failed to give me
light and strength. - Gen. Robert E. Lee
Bible reading is an education in itself.
- Lord Tennyson (Poet)
Mary Poppins!
Listen To These Messages by Rankin Wilbourne:
http://pacificcrossroads.org/category/teaching-series
Listen to Tim Keller speak at Google Headquarters:
http://youtu.be/Kxup3OS5ZhQ
+++
Our Blogs:
http://professor-howdy.blogspot.com
http://professors-funny-videos.blogspot.com
Gigi - Grows Up!
Listen To These Messages by Rankin Wilbourne:
http://youtu.be/VqOUI-XytAk
http://pacificcrossroads.org/category/teaching-series
Listen to Tim Keller speak at Google Headquarters:
http://youtu.be/Kxup3OS5ZhQ
+++
Our Blogs:
http://professor-howdy.blogspot.com
http://professors-funny-videos.blogspot.com
+++
Great Romantic Classical Music Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itsabouttime123/videos?view=1
Boeing 707 Roll!
Our Blogs:
http://professor-howdy.blogspot.com
http://professors-funny-videos.blogspot.com
+++
Great Romantic Classical Music Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itsabouttime123/videos?view=1
+++
Listen To Rankin Wilbourne:
http://pacificcrossroads.org/category/teaching-series
Listen to Tim Keller speak at Google Headquarters:
http://youtu.be/Kxup3OS5ZhQ
Low Pass Jet Flybys!
If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll
Funny Windshield Washer Video!
The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly." - Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
===
Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html
http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha
http://www.needhim.org
http://www.everystudent.com/videoroom.php
===
Your very own library:
http://bible.crosswalk.com
===
Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"
First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
===
If you stop believing what your
professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself
you may come to some conclusions
you hadn't expected. You may find
the Bible makes more sense than
you thought or were told to think.
Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined
with regard to what you always
thought could be true. Can you
believe what you don't understand?
You and I believe everyday what
we don't understand unless it comes
to the issue of salvation.
- Dr. Woodrow Kroll
Copper Clappers Video!
Listen To These Messages by Rankin Wilbourne:
http://youtu.be/VqOUI-XytAk
http://pacificcrossroads.org/category/teaching-series
Listen to Tim Keller speak at Google Headquarters:
http://youtu.be/Kxup3OS5ZhQ
+++
Our Blogs:
http://professor-howdy.blogspot.com
http://professors-funny-videos.blogspot.com
+++
Sometimes I forget to I.D. a Song!
Now there's Software for that:
http://www.shazam.com
http://www.wildbits.com/tunatic
* Why The Bible? II
The Bible claims to be the Word
of the only true God. In addition
to historical, archaeological, and
scientific proofs, there are numerous
internal proofs. No such evidences
exist for other "sacred writings."
The Bible was written during
1,600 years by 40 prophets, most
of whom lived in diverse cultures,
at different times in history, yet
who never contradict but comple -
ment each other. For the Qur'an,
Muslims must take the word of
Muhammad, just as the Book
of Mormon rests solely upon
Joseph Smith's word. But every
biblical prophet is confirmed
by 39 other prophets.
- Dave Hunt
===
God designed humans to want
to believe in something. That's
the image of God that is in us.
But as G. K. Chesterton famously
put it, when we reject the God
of the Bible, we don't believe
in nothing; we believe in everything --
including Little Green Men.
- Chuck Colson
* Happiness!
Listen To These Messages by Rankin Wilbourne:
http://youtu.be/VqOUI-XytAk
http://pacificcrossroads.org/category/teaching-series
Listen to Tim Keller speak at Google Headquarters:
http://youtu.be/Kxup3OS5ZhQ
+++
Our Blogs:
http://professor-howdy.blogspot.com
http://professors-funny-videos.blogspot.com
+++
Sometimes I forget to I.D. a Song!
Now there's Software for that:
http://www.shazam.com
http://www.wildbits.com/tunatic
+++
Music From Original
Vinyl 33 1/3 Records!
+++
It was with great anticipation that I began viewing
the videos by Professor Howdy on YouTube and
his two Blogs!
The Professor is simply amazing at retelling an
old story in a contemporary manner with exquisite
Classical Music accompanied with H.D. Photographs
& sprinkled with alluring, charming, classy and
bewitching Video Clips! Rather than containing
simply one music selection, the Professor includes
up to four popular music sensations on each 15
minute video!
The High Definition photographs were beautiful
beyond words and supplemented with those was
the most heavenly music one will ever hear! With
a creative genius' ability to carry us around the
globe and to fall unrestrainedly in love with every
beautiful creature shown, the Professor lifts &
relaxes not only our spirits but our emotions as
well.
One may ask why so many beautiful women
are incapsulated into each video but these
are about love & the celebration of pure
romance which safeguards coitus until after
the marriage vows - Something Hollywood
and most media despise! But for the fortunate
few, an intriguing, riveting & spellbinding
pilgrimage of love with one partner may be
actualized for a lifetime! Then & only then
does the Honeymoon become invigorating,
truly electrifying, sensational, riveting
& mesmerizing!
Each viewer may substitute his or herself
into these video stories and become part
of the rapturous novels. The male viewer
becomes the romancer of the beauty within
the ratiocination story while the female viewer
becomes the romanced interminably!
Now with some 600+ videos available, one can
enter the world of musical enchantment similar
to Narnia or Middle Earth with spell bounding
emotional attachment to each world musically
presented. Of special note while viewing each
musical video, it is often nearly impossible at times
to determine whether a photograph or video is
being used during a particular segment.
Each pulchritudinous video tells it own allegorical
fifteen minute novel with statuesque and emblematic
awareness! Remember that his Music Videos are
defined as theater of the mind!
Part of the Genius also in these opulent & ostentatious
videos are not only in the Transitions that change
beautifully in slow motion but the charmingly, daintily,
delicately & delightful photographs & videos that
ameliorate the musical narrative!
Only one with low intelligence quotient or attention
deficit will not be relaxed, cheered & entertained by
these astounding video novelettes. Medical studies
have shown that these videos even lower one's
blood pressure when needed.
This magic world may be entered through the
portholes of the Wardrobe, Narnia, YouTube,
FaceBook or the Professor's Blogs! Enjoy the
musical adventure (and be sure to click the
proper buttons below the screen to view with
your computer's full screen & 1080p High
Definition). Oh, and his Videos when viewed
on Apple's mind-blowing iPad are simply
astounding!
Phillip T. Yarborough
Professor Emeritus
Harvard University
And Entertainment
Editor for Time Magazine
***
There's a Goldmine Of Romantic Music
that is in the process of being LOST
forever. Music written in the first half
of the Last Century offers Romance,
Beauty & Great Lyrics that incorporates
a Happy, Uplifting & Positive Worldview
that is quite rare today.
The Music in this 15 Minute Video offers
you unrealized Romantic Beauty yet with
a Contemporary Story that your mind
composes as it views the High Definition
Photographs and Captivating Videos!
This Elegant & Enticing Music was first
recorded on 33 1/3 Phonographs, transferred
to Cassette Tape, then C.D.s and finally
to my Computer so the quality is not
paradigmatic.
Perhaps one day, others will discover
this Enchanting Treasure and this music
will become more available on the Internet.
Even better would be if new Mantovanis,
Percy Faiths, Norman Luboffs, Arthur
Fiedlers, etc. would discover and record
with a fresh talent true to the original
intent these Romantic and Rapturous
Delights!
As the alluring & angelic music from the past
swells, compliments, and enhances each HD
Picture/Video with melodious beauty, the Holy
Spirit - when allowed - overwhelms the marvelous
as well as the mundane in our continuance and
changes our existence (no matter our sordid past)
by transforming our very lives, beings & personhood
along with our status with the One True God of the
Bible, when we follow this path:
1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews,
Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians,
Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist,
French, etc.) have sinned & fall
short of the glory of God.
2) For the wages of above (see #1)
are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation
from God, & damnation) but the Gift
(free & at no charge to you) of God
(Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life (Heaven) through
(in union with) Jesus Christ
(God, Lord, 2nd Person of the
Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).
3) For God so greatly loved & dearly
prized the world (Americans, Muslims,
Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans,
Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons,
Methodist, French, etc.) that
He even gave up His only begotten
(unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while still living)
believes (trust in, relies on, clings to,
depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).
4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH,
& THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American,
Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist,
Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French,
etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with
GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).
This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -
(Rev. 3:20)
{Please note that church membership,
baptism, doing good things, etc. are not
requirements for becoming a Christian -
however they are great afterwards!!!}
Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad
is the road that leads to destruction
(Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
and many enter through it. But small
is the gate and narrow the road that
leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
forever with God), and only a few find it.