Riddles

1) Can you decipher this famous nursery rhyme?

A triumvirate of murine rodents totally devoid 
of ophthalmic acuity was observed in a state of 
rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist's 
uxorial adjunct. Said adjunct then performed a 
triple caudectomy utilizing an acutely honed
bladed instrument generally used for subdivision 
of edible tissue.





2) My first is in sugar, but not in tea
My second in swim but not in sea
My third is in apple and also pear
My fourth is in ring and also hare
My last in ten but not in herd
My whole a very complimentary word.
What Am I?





3) Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone.

What is it? 

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