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The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly." - Joe Boot
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
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Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
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http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha
http://www.needhim.org
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Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"
First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
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If you stop believing what your
professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself
you may come to some conclusions
you hadn't expected. You may find
the Bible makes more sense than
you thought or were told to think.
Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined
with regard to what you always
thought could be true. Can you
believe what you don't understand?
You and I believe everyday what
we don't understand unless it comes
to the issue of salvation.
- Dr. Woodrow Kroll
To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:
1-888-NEED-HIM
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